Who says that all the adventure and intrigue have vanished from life by the time you're middle-aged? Balderdash! As long as you have teeth in your mouth, there's plenty of potential for suspense and mayhem.
My own dental adventure began innocently enough. I was processing books at the library where I work while cheerfully chomping on a delicious piece of vanilla taffy, when I suddenly felt an odd sensation inside my mouth. I couldn't identify what it was... but I knew that something dental had just gone wrong.
Little did I know that one of my crowns was coming loose!
(Cue the dramatic "all hell is about to break loose" soundtrack.)
A few more bites and